VERY SPECIAL AWARD

WOW!

THANK YOU MILEY

AND

THE WHACK-A-SQUIRREL ARMY TROOPS

FOR THIS AWARD!

A press conference was held today at Miley's blog

where I was presented with this totally

AWESOME AWARD!

I humbly accept this great honor and with the help

of the Whack-A-Squirrel troops, I pledge

to continue keeping our great country free

of the pesky, useless, unwanted rodent species

commonly known as squirrels or tree rats.

God Bless America

and

God Bless The Whack-A-Squirrel Army